"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I’ll do my part to making sure this has more than enough reblogs to outweigh the angry asks.
I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
try and one up me again bitch
perspective is everything
It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
This is beautiful
From pushing him away to let him in….This is PROGRESS!
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
What are some cool sex positions
standing at the ATM handin me all ur money