tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

“Fuck the saying, ‘I love you to the moon and back.’
I love you to the end of every galaxy.”

— (via stainsandbruises) —

realitymonster:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

I’ll do my part to making sure this has more than enough reblogs to outweigh the angry asks.

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

classytragedy:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

This is beautiful

47secondsofveritas:

From pushing him away to let him in….This is PROGRESS!

casparlee:

I need a new roommate.

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

"So I don’t think Regina’s that understanding or that forgiving."