Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is brilliant.
you read that in his voice don’t deny it
“There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.”
(via midwestraisedmidwestliving)
I think people get way too caught up on thinking they genuinely like/love someone when really they only like the attention. I also think that a lot of people think they’re still inlove or infatuated by someone when really they’re just holding onto memories and moments that are way past gone.
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
if you start talking to me everyday and night, i’m obviously gonna get attached to you. even if i never planned to in the first place, i will. so before you start getting close to me, make sure that you won’t just suddenly leave me. cause you know, that happens to me a lot.
So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
forever reblog
This makes me so happy(: I just I can’t.
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME
Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
