americans seem to think there are two accents in england
- tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot
- YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL FUCK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY
which is 100% true
actually everyone thinks that
but english people seem to think americans have two accents
- well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses
- woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
March 11th, 2013-
I keep telling myself that a year from now, I will no longer think of you instead of sleeping and I’ll be able to listen to our favorite band without feeling like I’ve been stabbed in the chest. A year from now, I won’t miss you. A year from now, it won’t hurt anymore.
June 1st, 2013-
I haven’t taken off your sweatshirt in a week. My mom keeps telling me I should wash it, but it still smells like you and it’s all I have left.
July 17th, 2013-
I’ve found a new love for vodka because someone told me it would help me forget you. I haven’t been sober in a while, and I still call you every night just to listen to your voicemail.
September 9th, 2013-
I saw you today for the first time since you left. You asked me how I’ve been. I didn’t know how to tell you that my throat closed up at the sight of you and my hands weren’t just shaking because of the cold.
November 3rd, 2013-
I burned your sweatshirt today. Maybe I should stop drinking.
December 19th, 2013-
You know how I tend to get worse in the winter. I’ve been taking pills to make me happier, but some nights I take too many and I can almost see you sitting on the floor with me and telling me I’ll be okay like you used to.
January 1st, 2014-
I kissed a boy at midnight and I don’t need you anymore.
January 18th, 2014-
He poured all the alcohol in the house down the drain and I stopped needing those pills. I think I might love him.
February 14th, 2014-
He brought me flowers and took me out to dinner. All I could think about was the time you ran to my house in the rain with my favorite movies on Blu-Ray; we ate cereal for dinner and your hand touched mine and that was the first time I’d ever felt okay.
March 11th, 2014-
I was wrong. I still miss you. It still hurts.”
You treat your skin like there are diamonds underneath it
You see the world mostly from your bedroom window,
watching the stencils of shadows paint the trees and telephone wires
you are waiting for a call that will not come
Do not be afraid to stand idly by and watch
as the sun passes over…
I have loved you since day one. I loved you when you were so sad you couldn’t leave the house, and I loved you when I could barely stand myself. I loved you when we fought in the streets at 3am and I still loved you at 4am when we promised each other ‘forever’ in the same spot. You are the first thing I have ever loved without bad intentions, the first religion I would willingly get down on my knees for.
I’d walk through hell just to hear you sigh my name into the nape of my neck.”
The 6 People That Destroy You
This is about the six people that have negatively affected me and made a big impact in my life. Each one if about a different person.
he meows so hard he falls over :o
omg i want them all.
I laughed more than I should of